The Shallow End: Updating My Resume

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Via Jim, the merciless child fighter.

20 may not sound like a lot to you, but I'm adding swarm-fighting skilz to my resume.

At 7:54 AM, May 02, 2008, Anonymous said...: I thought swarm fighting referred to the killing of mass quantities of mosquitoes using raid flying insect spray, so maybe my 26 figure is a bit high.

Even so, Beth, you, and I need to form the 20+ club.
At 3:54 PM, May 02, 2008, Anonymous said...: What???
At 5:31 AM, May 05, 2008, Bobkat said...: This was fun! I found out I could take on 26 of the kinder attack force. Must be my martial arts training :)
At 8:03 AM, May 05, 2008, Foo said...: You'd have to spot me one. I'm only good for 19 of the little sprogs. I blame my bad discs for the fact that I had to list myself as "short" instead of "average height".
At 9:27 AM, May 15, 2008, Bee said...: You made me snort my coffee! That is hilarious.
At 5:35 PM, May 20, 2008, John B. said...: 16.

I can surmise only that your moral compass (and that of your other commenters) is a bit challenged.

Thanks for posting this. I've missed not being able to visit; now that school is done for a long while (I'll be on sabbatical for the fall), I can get back to visiting more regularly.
At 7:51 AM, May 21, 2008, Gwynne said...: Thanks for visiting, John. I'm sure you are not going on sabbatical in order to spend more time reading others' blogs, but I welcome your visits anytime.

And I'm sorry we will not be able to accept you into the 20+ club without further training, moral or otherwise. ;-)