Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Car Problems

Overheard today at the car dealership, while waiting in the lobby for my car to be serviced:

Service dep't customer relations guy: "Sir, the problem is you're out of gas."

Customer: "Huh?" (accompanied by a blank stare)

I am not kidding.

Don't you hate that, when you're car just refuses to go anymore, until you fill 'er up?


At 5:25 AM, June 28, 2006, Blogger Rach said...

All I can say is...oh dear!

At 6:39 AM, June 28, 2006, Blogger beth said...

OOookkkk...please tell me they took away his license because he's too stupid to drive!

Good grief!

At 9:14 AM, June 28, 2006, Blogger Foo said...

"But they told me it was hybrid electric!"

WV: "wuxaduf". Common response of someone with a bad head cold, when asked "if you had it to do all over, would you?"

At 3:31 PM, June 28, 2006, Blogger Eric said...

I dunno, he could be brilliant. The cost of the tow might be less than the cost of a tank of gas!

At 11:21 PM, June 28, 2006, Blogger Gwynne said...

"Oh dear" is right. I nearly jumped in and took his license away! But Foo may be on to something. As is Eric. Bonus points for giving the guy the benefit of the doubt anyway. But really, the roads are a dangerous place to be. Apparently, there are drivers out there who could measure their IQ with a tire pressure guage.

At 6:19 AM, June 29, 2006, Blogger beth said...

And in fact, given the amount of hot air they posses, the tire pressure guage is the correct implement. :)

Notice, however, how the guys are giving this GUY the benefit of the doubt. One wonders if it had been a woman if their response would've been, "Was she blonde?"

(Well, ok, that probably would've been my question too, but that's beside the point.) :)

At 10:47 AM, June 29, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm snorting, really i am. gave me my morning laugh. what a TARD


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