Christian One-Liners
Again, from the e-mail box (I've done a little culling, but still a long list):Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.
Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Be ye fishers of men.
You catch them - He'll clean them.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
On Prayer:
Don't give God instructions --
just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.
We don't change the message,
the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person
is by what it takes to discourage him.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
posted by Gwynne @ 3:29 PM
2 Comments:
I hadn't seen those before - Very funny Gwynne!
Jesus drove a honda because he and his disciples rode around in one accord.
those who fart in church must sit in their own pew.
knock knock: whose there: paul, paul who, paul bearer
if thee finds that thee is heavy laden, bend over at thee knee's and lay down your burdens, and make sure that thee lays thy burdens on anothers toes.
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