1st Quarter Sales Are Up!
Over at The Fire Ant Gazette, that is. My brand new mouse pad just arrived today! It is emblazoned with the distinguished Fire Ant Gazette logo and you all really ought to have one of these, or any number of other items displayed in his cafe. Brian, over at his wife's nest, plans to order up plenty of these and glue them to their walls. It looks like a good first quarter for The Ant. And that's a good thing because this is what funds his infamous quizzes. :-)
posted by Gwynne @ 1:05 AM
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I'm thinking I will have to get me something when I come over to Texas later this year! :D.
Hmm.. I wonder if you buy enough schwag, do you exert subtle influence over the quizzes? Or, more importantly, the grading thereof?
LOL :-) I'll see what I can work out, Brian.
er, cook up...
How about a leveraged buyout using some offshore venture capitalist money and we'll use derivatives I found over at Enron to keep all that debt off the books? Eric, where should I send the documents for you to sign?
Heh.
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